Going Postal at the Movies

It’s not a joke. It’s not a fantasy. It’s frickin’ real. It’s the Postal movie from the notorious Uwe Boll, based on the controversial, mostly-banned ultraviolent FPS by Running with Scissors. Judging from the trailer above, they know it’s bad and they’re selling it on that basis. Well, in fairness, I’ve never seen someone getting gangbanged by horde of monkeys before, or actually thought that cats would make great silencers.

Anyway, if this thing actually gets into theaters, it’ll probably be worth seeing just to find out how far they really went. Other than that… there’s supposed to be hot babes in there somewhere. Don’t know when this is coming out. Don’t want to know. Oh, and Boll’s out to do the Dungeon Siege movie next. Yikes!